Chemical time bomb, at your service.
Tick tick boom.
Shanta Rebecca Banner. Yes, hi, hello--bonjour and all that. I'm easily amused, and I don't like being in a bad mood, so I try not to be. Unless you provoke me then I'll glue you to the floor. I have the "gifts" to do so.
Mutant / raisin-hater / Junior Chatzyvenger
((FC: Shay Mitchell. Shanta Banner is a headcanon-based, fandom-made character))
Shanta Rebecca Banner. Yes, hi, hello--bonjour and all that. I'm easily amused, and I don't like being in a bad mood, so I try not to be. Unless you provoke me then I'll glue you to the floor. I have the "gifts" to do so.
Mutant / raisin-hater / Junior Chatzyvenger
((FC: Shay Mitchell. Shanta Banner is a headcanon-based, fandom-made character))
posted 3 months ago with 7 notes
stop—gammatime replied to your post: Are your parents going out this Valentines day?
…Shanta, sweetheart, do you want to make a run to the store for me? You can take one of Uncle Tony’s cars. c:
…you’re trying to get me out of the house. Why. Wait—
OH. OOOOOOOOOOH. Right, I’m just going to—subtly—leave now, ha ha ha.
“Do you two want anything? Snacks, a condom?”
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booshanta reblogged this from stop--gammatime and added:
stop—gammatime: …You’re sure? Oh thank god. I wasn’t sure if I could top your christmas present to her. I figure this...
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stop--gammatime reblogged this from booshanta and added:
You have a good point. [he laughs, removing the paper and looking at the gift for a long moment] Shanta, it’s… perfect....
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sassypepper said:
((DSLJEF;WOPISOHUGSJHDjefwrgjeythof;gjsisaohduefwtreyth i’M FUCKIN CRYING LAUGHING AT THISDFLRGFDADWGRHTRJY))
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